Ryan Starsailor has, at various points in his life, been described as a lonely jerk and an insane loser. That doesn’t really hurt his feelings, though. All he really wants to do is go home and play his guitar and maybe not feel so bad. Other than that, Ryan is content to go to Deer Tick concerts and take baths and drink beer and ride his bicycle and eat fruit. He has never intentionally hurt anyone in his life, and doesn’t believe in revenge. You may look at him, but please don’t touch. For God’s sake, just let the boy be.