Hey jerks. Dante Starsailor here. Dad gave me the keys to the castle, so to speak, so I just wanted to make an introductory post. Gonna be writing a lot of good stories. Been thinking about a lot of cool shit. I’d say more, but I’ve got a sweet babe coming over, and god knows I love me some sweet babes.

Till next time . . . be bad, be hot, be fearless. Love y’all so god damn much. Peace.